Saturday, March 11, 2006

Why so green? you drama queen!!
We all have them and we all know them,
our friends the drama queens..
i'm a bit of a drama queen myself.
i get the blues every now and then..
i get melt-downs and i lose control,
but my friend ladies and gentelmen,
he gets the "greens"
you tip him off, with a word, a look ..
he's observant even to the minute translucent facial expressions that could emit any remotely non-supportive behavior of your part
he roars in fury
he huffs and puffs and his face turns green..
he summons mistakes you committed in a different life
he's after you, he's out to get you
he turns mean and nasty and swears to vengeance...
he's a victim and we all are criminals
he puts on the big production
some people are dramatic but he's a case..
glorious in his theatrics and special effects
he plans the scene, the cast and the decor and executes it perfectly
you have to keep quiet
keep still, don't laugh or reciprocate
don't show teeth either and don't look him straight.
so my friends, beware of the green man...
he will start a fit when you least expect it,
but he will make you love him also when you don't expect it..
he's tricky this one,
but he's my friend..
through the good, the bad and the very very ugly..
and i forgive him
and will kiss the hair on his chinny chin-chin


7 comments:

laila said...

hilarious..it's not Gus eh?
can't live with them, can't live without them!

Ghassan said...

Not me you... silly.
But I know who it is, I know and not gonna say (singsong).

Mirvat said...

i know you know..
you've been there too

laila said...

incidentally gus, mirvat just called me and told me who it is
(dance/sing/dance/song)
how about that, loser!

Ghassan said...

I'm sticking my tongue at you now, in case you didn't sense the wave on contemptuous irony that just swept Montreal... besides if he ventures in here by chance, we're dead you know that. Anyway the witness protection program I'm in, said you guys in 'there' cannot get - you think I'm in Boston now, ha!

Ghassan said...

I figured out how to add a picture. do you see it?

Mirvat said...

he wouldn't come accross it. he despises the whole blogging venue!!