PASSING FOR NORMAL

Why so green? you drama queen!!

We all have them and we all know them,

our friends the drama queens..

i'm a bit of a drama queen myself.

i get the blues every now and then..

i get melt-downs and i lose control,

but my friend ladies and gentelmen,

he gets the "greens"

you tip him off, with a word, a look ..

he's observant even to the minute translucent facial expressions that could emit any remotely non-supportive behavior of your part

he roars in fury

he huffs and puffs and his face turns green..

he summons mistakes you committed in a different life

he's after you, he's out to get you

he turns mean and nasty and swears to vengeance...

he's a victim and we all are criminals

he puts on the big production

some people are dramatic but he's a case..

glorious in his theatrics and special effects

he plans the scene, the cast and the decor and executes it perfectly

you have to keep quiet

keep still, don't laugh or reciprocate

don't show teeth either and don't look him straight.

so my friends, beware of the green man...

he will start a fit when you least expect it,

but he will make you love him also when you don't expect it..

he's tricky this one,

but he's my friend..

through the good, the bad and the very very ugly..

and i forgive him

and will kiss the hair on his chinny chin-chin